POOlympics Event Categories

The 2010 POOlympics

The 2010 POOlympics are pleased to announce the complete list of events for the games. There will be medals awarded for the following categories;

Longest continuous turd

Best segmentation

Most buoyant floater

Best composition

Most similar to in appearance to the Premier of BC

Quickest delivery

In keeping with the tradition of an all inclusive POOlymipics, we will also award medals in the ‘Special” category for oldest deposit, fullest depend diaper and catheter coloring.

In order to keep these games clean and transparent, all participants will undergo rigorous qualification rounds , which fortunately can be conducted at home, to ensure that the caliber of the games remain world class.

POO Lympics

Turds for the people. That is what BC Liberals have to offer the BC population by their continued ignorance of the discharge of raw human waste into the Victoria harbour. So come to the Poo lympics and express your self by excreting yourself. If the whole city can Poop into the harbour without any ramifications, why not have the whole world come and do the same. The events will start on the opening day of the Owe limp pics and continue throughout the 5 ring circus.

Aloha; Hello and Goodbye

After spending some 20 days at sea I have found out some things about myself and others that will take me some time to process. After twenty days with no sight of land we saw the most amazing sunrise as we passed Port Renfrew on Vancouver Island. The boat is a J120 which is fast, fast and did I mention fast!

Michael Jackson RIP

The king of Pop is no more. Today a very troubled and talented soul left the planet. I learned how to dance watching the Jackson 5 on TV and I think my fist time, was listening to Thriller. Oh too bad. At least all the creepy religious and management types that have ripped of the king of pop for so long, are out of income..for awhile.

Happy Presence

There comes a time in one’s life, where the passing of years cross over significant milestones. 5th, 20th, 40th, 50th Birthdays, for example. Yet in reality the inner self is ageless. Our minds still think and act as they always have. Even as our outer package begins to fade, the inner self observes with curiosity, the change. On this day may you think of friends and loved ones as they journey through their lives.

VIRTUE

This is worth the 20 minutes to watch. Click here.

Buy High,as in high above the current ocean level!

Interesting story on the Tyee this morning. I hope the real estate speculators start working fast to get their hands on the highlands!!