The 2010 POOlympics
The 2010 POOlympics are pleased to announce the complete list of events for the games. There will be medals awarded for the following categories;
Longest continuous turd
Best segmentation
Most buoyant floater
Best composition
Most similar to in appearance to the Premier of BC
Quickest delivery
In keeping with the tradition of an all inclusive POOlymipics, we will also award medals in the ‘Special” category for oldest deposit, fullest depend diaper and catheter coloring.
In order to keep these games clean and transparent, all participants will undergo rigorous qualification rounds , which fortunately can be conducted at home, to ensure that the caliber of the games remain world class.
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